Because the crowd that shows up would be 98% men and 2% women, and that just wouldn't be fair.

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Well, I think the numbers are more balanced in general, but there'd be more men open to admitting it. :)

I also think that 90% of people would express interest in showing up and then 40% of them would actually do so.

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Yeah, that was pretty much my point, that hardly any women would show up because they never admit to it.

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This is the 00's, sweetheart. Women are a lot more open about those sorts of things now. :)

I was going to say it's because EVERYONE would have to go to that parade! :)

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Masturbation is still pretty darn taboo, though, particularly for something so common. You would get in more trouble at the office for saying "so and so masturbates" than "so and so is gay".

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Hmm... maybe I just surround myself with fairly open people? I dunno. It doesn't seem to have the taboo it used to, in my experience. Pretty much everyone does it, and pretty much everyone admits to it, even if they don't walk around saying, "Hey, I just got off!" (though I know some people like that too).

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Wouldn't that be kind of like having a pride parade for, y'know. People who eat food?

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Right... what you said. :)

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And what would be so bad about that? For one thing I bet there would be a lot of food at such a parade, and hey, everybody loves food, so it would be very successful, and everyone would have a great time!

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So what would be at a pride parade for masturbation?

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Lots of food! Next question!

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